Quotes by The Princess Bride

Life's Quirks

I myself am often surprised at life's little quirks.

Magic Medicine

The chocolate coating makes it go down easier

On the Destruction of Artists

I would as soon destroy a stained glass window as an artist like yourself.

Facing Death

"You seem a decent man - I hate to kill you." "You seem a decent man - I hate to die!"

Pleasure Cruises

Probably some local fisherman out for a pleasure cruise at night through eel-infested waters

Eaten by Eels

She doesn't get eaten by the Eels at this time.

Job Security

Did I make it clear your job is at stake?

On Relationships, Damping

That does put a damper on our relationship.

Not a Lot of Money in Revenge

I just work for Vizzini to pay the bills. There's not a lot of money in revenge.

Nonsense

"We'll never survive!" "Nonsense - you only say that because no one ever has."

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